Tuesday, 7 April 2009


Something very bizarre happened today.

New Boy, who, from my previous posts my regular readers will know is more than a bit of a yuppie, has, of recent weeks, been showing a little more interest in me than usual. His attentions have miraculously been deflected from Janine, our terrified typist, on to me, Michelle. Or, as I like to call my self now, Michelle, Extra-Marital Sexpot and World-Renowned Sexy Laydee. I think it's catchy.

Anyway. To be honest, I never really looked at New Boy before. He has always represented that sector of the business world I love to hate - the 30-something, financially-stable smug prick who thinks his BMW is a pussy-wagon and his degree from Manchester City actually worth something. Urgh. Today I decided to have a better look - out of curiosity really. He is not an entirely unattractive individual. He has a mole above his lip and a dimple in his right cheek which gives him this confused, lop-sided smile. The hair is pretty awful. The suits are equally as bad. He has a Spongebob Squarepants mug.

But he's sexy too. I mean, he has command of a room. Everyone listens to him when he speaks - even if they're overhearing some international phone call. Even me - I listen. Now I do anyway. And that's how I knew I had developed a little bit of a crush on our friend.

This worries me. Normally I have crushes on men with no balls. But New Boy has balls. If he found out about this little indiscretion I have a feeling I might try and take me roughly in the copy room.

I might like that.

But I have James.

And Hubby.

Could I take a third?

Not at the same time you understand...

My head hurts.


Anonymous said...

Now you really are entering dangerous waters. Don't try to spin too many plates, or they shall all crash. Interesting though that suddenly every guy that looks at you wants you. On the other hand if it's all going to crash why not have a hell of a party first...

Anonymous said...

I think that both men and women give off some kind of pheromone when they are sexually available, because suddenly MOSs start to notice them, whereas they never did before. Men will notice you a lot more now, because you are available, and no matter how much you try to hide it, they are aware, without even knowing why. As georgekaplan says, be very very careful, because all those plates could come crashing down at once. Unless, subconsciously, you want them to...