Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Getting back on the horse.

So. I am not taking the bunny boiler route. I have decided that if he's not going to text me or call me, then sod him.

Ahhh, back to my faithful keyboard, and the unsavory messages of the night. Got talking to a rather...interesting...man yesterday evening, who want me to pretend I was a hooker and wanted me to send him my knickers in the post. It's amazing what things a man can get off on. IllicitEncounters is great 99,9% of the same, but you do occasionally get the odd weirdo.

I checked him out too. He was a tall exec, slightly balding, quite thin. The concept of him 'enjoying himself' while fondling my undies was positivly hilarious!

Other than him, my inbox is full of worthy suitors. So many men, so little time!

5 comments:

Kevin said...

For some reason a lot of men seem to get off on women's knickers! I'm not one, I hasten to say. To turn the tables a little, I once got chatting in a forum with a woman who wanted me to get off into my own boxers while looking at nude pictures of her, then send them in the post to her. I declined...

MC said...

Good luck, Shelly. I am in the "kissing a lot of frogs" stage of things. Perhaps we should compare notes ;-)

Serial Mistress said...

Hahahaha I love men and their 'requests' :) The dating world can be a dark depressing time occasionally, but absolutely hilarious at others. If I had a pound for everytime I'd been asked for some part of my clothing I'd be rich! Hmmm maybe I should have said yes to every one of them and I WOULD be rich :)

Good luck getting back on the horse, there are some fantastic men out there :) Fitting them all in is half the fun lol

Georgeous said...

So many men get off on this that a quick google on 'buy my panties' reveals that you can get a lot more than a pound a pair!

Here's hoping I turn out to be one of those fantastic men for someone soon.

mystery said...

men are usually soooo predictable! I have also started to write down my reflections/experiences on the subject... http://mysteryconfessions.blogspot.com/
Good luck Shelly!