Thursday, 1 April 2010

April fool

Dear Ron (in Florida),

Thank you for your comment on my previous post, entitled "Apologies". I always appreciate comments from my regular readers, and it seems you have a good understanding of the sort of human being I am.

In particular, you understand that I am just the sort of women who welcomes, nay, encourages, comment from strangers relating to my genitals.

Your phrasing is divine; your point so well executed. A statement this powerful need not be constrained by the laws of grammar. I applaud your boldness, and, if I wasn't currently married, maintaining an extra-marital relationship, and planning my advances on our new office intern, I would surely fly out to the States and let you "dive into my nether-regions", as you so beautifully put it.

Alas, as my status does not allow it, you may be waiting for some time.

Kind regards,

Michelle (sadly, rather far away from Florida)

6 comments:

Ron in Florida (Ronald10021) said...

Wow....thanks for acknowledging my comments with a special post.

It is much appreciated, and I too wish that we could find a way to meet.

Maybe someday.....

Diner Nighthawk said...

Wow. This whole thing... just... wow.

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MC said...

Thanks for the giggle!

Happy said...

LMAO - Florida appears to have lower entry reqirements for lawyers than I would have anticipated.

welcome back to the blogging x

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