Dear Ron (in Florida),
Thank you for your comment on my previous post, entitled "Apologies". I always appreciate comments from my regular readers, and it seems you have a good understanding of the sort of human being I am.
In particular, you understand that I am just the sort of women who welcomes, nay, encourages, comment from strangers relating to my genitals.
Your phrasing is divine; your point so well executed. A statement this powerful need not be constrained by the laws of grammar. I applaud your boldness, and, if I wasn't currently married, maintaining an extra-marital relationship, and planning my advances on our new office intern, I would surely fly out to the States and let you "dive into my nether-regions", as you so beautifully put it.
Alas, as my status does not allow it, you may be waiting for some time.
Michelle (sadly, rather far away from Florida)