Friday, 20 November 2009

I am convinced...

...the people at Videojug are out to get me. I recently discovered the website while at the office the other day (seriously, who does actual work nowadays?) and now I am a bit hooked. There are basically thousands of little instructional videos on anything and everything, from 'How To Kiss Passionately' to 'How To Make Sure Your Teeth Don't Ruin You Love Life'. Really quite genius - especially if you're too lazy to pick up a book. Condensed wisdom. That's what I need.

Anyway, this afternoon, rather predictably, I decided to search Videojug for any videos tagged with the word 'adultery' (I now do this on any website that has a search function. Any. Website). 8 video results. Great. However, the list of titles was a little disconcerting...

'How to Spy On Your Partner'
'How to Spot on Online Affair'
'How to Tell if Your Partner is Cheating On You'
'How to Tell Your Friend That Their Partner is Cheating'
'Confessing to Infidelity'

The results page resembled a self-help book which had been solely put together to ruin my life. There are tips for my husband on how to unearth my affair. Tips for my friends on how to tell him about it, just in case he hasn't already figured it out. And finally, a rather convincing video by one Sherri Meyers, giving me all the reasons why I should just drop the pretense and confess everything.

Conclusion : Videojug is out to get me.

A note to those of you who are currently having extra-marital affairs. Might want to add this one to the block list. Trust me - they have information...

6 comments:

XOXO Wifey said...
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XOXO Wifey said...

Oh My God Michelle Baby, you're right - videojug so has it in for us minxy bitches!!!

Serial Mistress said...

What makes her such an expert. Oh my, its a video version of a slap on the wrist. There is nothing on there to tell you how exciting it can be, how it can help your relationship, and how life is too short to live in fear of being caught. I want to slap her and pat you on the back hun :) She needs to stop making videos and go out and get laid :) lololol

XOXO Wifey said...

Oh Karen baby You comment made me laugh - you are so right she needs to get herself some action..!

Steel Horseman said...

I cannot spend my life in misery at the whims of someone else deciding what I can or cannot do sexually. This is my life and I so want to have tons of great sex. I think everyone should have that right.

Phoenix said...

... but there are also videos on how to get away with an office affair so it's not all one sided. :-)